Wednesday, June 21, 2006

[FUN] WCoMST 16 Theologians Continue

As the dust cleared only sixteen theologians remain to fight for the title. The last few days have been very exciting as many scrambled to try and catch up with Moltmann's lead. While the sixteen do represent a good cross-section of Christiandom, many were surprised to not see any women remaining. The feminist contingent has rallied behind Moltmann for the finals, as did Jürgen's wife - a formidable feminist theologian in her own right!

Jüngel took our Ruether.
And Ratzinger saved some face for Rome by defeating Hick.
Gutierrez barely defeated Zizioulas.
And Küng mystically edged out Schillebeeckx.
McFague didn't have a prayer against Jenson.
Frei narrated a grand victory against Lossky.

Our master list looks like this:
Jürgen Moltmann 9 +52
Robert W. Jenson 9 +51
Karl Rahner 9 +50
Wolfhart Pannenberg 9 +40
Hans Urs von Balthasar 9 +36
Joseph Ratzinger 6 +35
Eberhard Jüngel 9 +33
Colin Gunton 9 +23
John Zizioulas 6 +16
Reinhold Niebuhr 6 +15
Henri de Lubac 6 +9
Gustavo Gutierrez 9 +7
Hans Frei 6 +7
T.F. Torrence 6 +7
Hans Küng 3 +1
John Howard Yoder 3 –1
Yves Congar 6 –5
Paul Tillich 6 –5
Vladimir Lossky 3 –6
David Tracy 3 –15
Leonardo Boff 0 –16
Rosemary Radford Ruether 3 -17
Walter Kasper 0 –17
Edward Schillebeeckx 0 –24
Emil Brunner 0 –25
Gerhard Ebeling 3 –27
Dorothee Sölle 3 –27
Anders Nygren 3 –30
James Cone 0 –32
John Hick 0 -37
Mary Daly 0 –45
Sallie McFague 0 –48

Our contestants have been given a few grace days to rest up before they are thrown onto the battlefield once again.

In related news an ominous blimp has been circling the stadium, it is shaped like a giant koala bear, what could this mean?

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