Monday, February 09, 2009

My Son is Giving Away a Book!

Ever since Jim introduced me to the son I had forgotten I had (apparently), I have treated Esteban like the long lost son he is. His mother and I (despite the problems regarding Esteban's age) are so proud that he is giving away a book. Unfortunately, he seems to want to exclude his dear old parents, yet again, from the gifts he knows he should be sending our way. He has only offered to ship this book to folks in the US. At least he isn't hitting us up for money - unlike his much younger sisters!

7 comments:

DMofKor said...

I am officially confused...

One of Freedom said...

Steve! Have you never met your brother before? Oh, why is my progeny so confusing.

Esteban Vázquez said...

Wait--I have a brother?!?! Father, you really need to fill me in as far as the family tree goes. ;-)

PS: "Dear Mom and Dad, please send money; / I'm so broke that it ain't funny."

One of Freedom said...

Dearest Esteban,

With so many mouths to feed is it any wonder we haven't sent money. But didn't Uncle Jim say that he'd cover the wedding expenses.

Esteban meet Steve, Steve here is your brother Esteban. A used car dealer helped Steve realize he was my son - hey isn't Jim West a used Bible salesman? :-)

Esteban Vázquez said...

Well, AMAZING! The family keeps growing! ;-)

And yes, you're quite right--Uncle Jim did offer to take care of it all! I must start sending the bills to him. I hope he can make good on the promise, what with his used Bible salesman salary and all...

PS: Word Verification of the Now: "puritee."

DMofKor said...

LOL... well I'm glad I wasn't looking for clarification.

Hi Bro. Nice to meet you. Too bad dad has been keeping us apart all these years.

I wonder how many more sons he is hiding.
BTW: Dad... where was uncle Jim when I was getting married?

One of Freedom said...

Jim was likely off at selling bibles or complaining about a dusting of snow or something. He's really quite an entertaining character. I'm surprised his nose isn't itching like mad at the conversation we are having about him.